Aha, that parody was almost my first introduction to the whole anti-Twilight thing! The Edward Beauty Tally at the start was seriously boggle-worthy all on it's own.

And it's so much more fun when it's the human traumatising the vampire. *grin* I wonder if he could glitter different ways to show emotion, like fear would mean the sparkles get smaller and faster. Oh god, I think I just came up with a level of Mary Sue purple-ness even the author missed. XD