GG Overture fic: The Story of Pants on a Stick

Finally done, with still a safe couple of days before the game comes out officially and josses all this to hell left to go! Thanks go to velithya and jaseroque for betaing and helping me come up with ridiculous adjectives (and to the rest of you for general enthusiasm - I can only hope the finished product will actually live up to the teaser ^^;).

For the few of you who don't know what I'm on about, y'see, there was this thing back when the early info about Guilty Gear 2: Overture started showing up on the web - with all those tantalising pictures of that mysterious new Sin character - where people started coming up with some fun little crack theories about his origins. And look, really, if all the new info that's come out since has only added new evidence to the point that theory actually started sounding *plausible*, and if certain people kept egging me on to take the idea to its logical conclusion, it's not really all my fault, is it? ^_~

Title: The Story of Pants on a Stick
Genre: Crack, with a side order of fluff, and more than a little Sol/Ky floating around in the background
Rating: R, but only for Sol's language.
Word count: 4120

( A quick bit of intro )

( And the actual fic )