Guilty Gear: Bringing us the good crack since '98

Three new characters revealed for GG2: Overture. And almost before fandom can blink, there's another article with better pics and screenshots galore (seriously, is this stuff coming out unnaturally fast, or am I just too used to Squeenix being unnaturally slow?). Anyway, there's a new girl called Valentine who looks to be one of the villains, possibly the first important one encountered (and she fights with a BALLOON ON A STRING. AN EVIL, TRANSFORMING BALLOON ON A STRING. With lace and a bow at the bottom. Ah, Guilty Gear, I love you so.) There's also a kitsune-looking guy called Izuna, who seems to be hanging around with Sol and Sin, and a dragon-like creature called Dr. Paradigm. He's reminding me of Beast from X-men a bit, but I don't know what else to make of him yet, and it looks like Sol doesn't either.

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So, you know how you come up with those utterly cracked theories to explain the origin of some character in this-series-or-that, which would never make any sense if it wasn't 2 AM in the morning, but then they get stuck in your head and before you know it you're finding all this other evidence that seems to prove them? I'm doing a lot of that this week. This time, I can't even find a single piece of evidence to contradict me.

So, in short, Sin (the new character from Overture) is clearly Sol and Ky's kid.


( Reasons why this must be true )

It's almost too perfect. ...I must need to get out more. o_o


See also: Why Doumeki is a clone, and why KH!Cloud is the bastard lovechild of FFVII!Vincent and FFVII!Cloud.